I give up

This isn't about Ted Barlow's Syndrome. This is about just not being able to communicate with certain portions of our community. I prefer to use the term Agro-Parsing, but what it comes down to is having your every utterance put through some kind of ultra-lefty machinery, which detects slight ambiguity and interprets it in the worst way possible. Or, put more succinctly, someone takes the time to find the needle in the haystack, and then jams it into your eyeball.
You can see below, I've had a previous experience with Melissa at Shakesville. She's good, she's really good, at what she does. She is one of the leaders of the fight to equalize our world in every way possible, via the web. I have no issues with her fight, and I wish her well. What I do have a problem with is WHO she is fighting.
Obviously I must have rubbed her fur the wrong way (oops! didn't mean it like that sounds, Liss, really), and she has decided that I can't be allowed any leeway in newspeak. Is it hyperbole to refer to what she is trying to form as newspeak? Probably, but she's not doing her cause any favors by attacking someone who is A) Entirely for equality, B) Believes that women should be able to control their own destinies in every way, and C) Thinks that the time has come to make changes. It really makes no sense to me, but what do I matter, I'm just a neanderthal man with a penis and not much brain.
I relinquish my duties as an ardent supporter of women's rights, Melissa. Obviously you don't need my help, nor that of many other men who feel the same way I do. Go ahead and play your little dominance games with what THIS person meant by saying THAT. And I DO think you're changing the world one teaspoonful at a time, but if you keep up your Agro-Parsing on your boards, you're going to lose more than you gain. Have fun in your brave new world.

